Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Goodbye, Cruel World!!

I am convinced that I am having a stroke right now. The entire right side of my face is in PAIN. I am going to be completely surprised if I make it to see another day. The saddest thing about all of this is I have barely begun to live!! I will never have a teacup pig!! I will never get to ride my hipster bike!! I will never get to make out with Jack Barakat!! I will never get to eat another bacon cheeseburger from Red Robin!! I will never get to fall in love!! I will never get to drink another Coca-Cola!! I will never get to punch Rebecca Black in the face!! I will never find out what happens on How I Met Your Mother!! I will never get to break into the zoo & free all the penguins!! I will never get to win America's Next Top Model!! I will never get to make a sex tape with James Franco!! I will never get drunk and get a tramp stamp of Pikachu smoking a pipe!!

Ok, I'm done being over dramatic. I'm going to take some Nyquil & go to sleep. Good night.

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